troyesivan:

when your teacher gives you homework over the weekend

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Guess who got shit done today

taehyungsdf:

not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there

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officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

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white people be like

kimreesesdaughter:

roastedpeanutz:

peppermintbarker:

jusslittlestoner:

I’m still not over this

My Lordt…I almost scrolled pass this priceless piece of art

My stomach is in pain from laughing. Where is the lie?

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nyrma:

“you pull the mental illness card too often”
whoa… it’s almost like … my mental illnesses.. affect me… very often .. almost all the time… wow

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ratedmirr:

Me: How long am I gonna be in debt??

FAFSA:

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